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Welcome to the IBA 'fun' page

Is it possible to tell a bryozoan joke? If you think these attempts are nauseatingly bad and can do better, then don't hesitate to get in touch. Send your bryozoan jokes and funny pictures to Rolf Schmidt.


Pictures

See pictures from the Dublin meeting and the Chile meeting posted by Hans Arne Nakrem


 
Matt Dick     Eckart and Peter     Mike Weedon

Paul Taylor     Jon Todd     Peter Hayward     Andrei Grischenko in Japan

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Find a caption for them!

Pictures by Jeremy Young

 


Jokes

Why would multi-tasking be advantageous to Bugula?
It can kill two Bird's head with one stone.
(submitted by Michelle Carter)

Why did the bryozoan cross the road?
Because it was encrusted on a chicken's toe.

What did the man ask the anascan bartender?
Woodipora drink please!

Who is the famous anascan tennis player?
Onychocella.

What's bryozoan déjà vu?
I've Beania before!

Which is the most musical bryozoan?
The Bugula.


 
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